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April 11 – “Boring”

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by Grape Stomper Todd on April 11, 2011

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Boring bugs bring bite-size bung holes.

Welcome everybody, and according to the True Knowledge Answer Engine, this day in 1954, was the most boring day in the 20th century.

Yup, after entering 300 million events into a database, a team of Cambridge scientists say that there were no major news stories, nor the birth or death of anyone famous.  Ironically, the fact that noting happened on April 11, 1954 makes it very unique day.

So in keeping with that tradition, today’s Wine Word of the Day is boring: Wood-boring beetles to be specific.

The effects of wood-boring beetles is not boring to wine makers.  There’s nothing quite like walking into the cellar and seeing a thin stream of expensive wine squirting out of the head of your best barrel.

Wood-boring beetles or bore bugs, love oak.  And I myself have discovered little mounds of sawdust around the lips of barrel heads (or “chines” if you really want to know the proper term). I had to repair several barrels with toothpicks, but the worst ones are now planters in my yard (I figure the bore holes will provide nice drainage for our little Meyer lemon tree).

There are ways to combat these pests.  The greenest solution is provided by some of the fanciest “chateau” barrels.  They have four or eight beautiful hoops made from chestnut wood encircling their barrels.  These hoops look great but also serve a purpose for controlling bugs.  Since the chestnut wood is softer than oak wood, the beetles will chomp on it before attacking the barrel itself. This is also why barrels are not made out of Norwegian wood.  The Beatles wouldn’t bore holes in that, they’d just light it on fire.

For transcripts, links, and more podcasts go to moonstonecellars.com/wwd.  If you have any suggestions for more words, historical facts or tips on how not to bore my listeners with wild boar pairing tips or with  boorish historical facts about the Boar wars, please send emails to wwd@moonstonecellars.com.  Or you can hop aboard our comment line at 805-203-0505.

And until next time, cheers to you!

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March 24 – “Restina”

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by Grape Stomper Todd on March 24, 2011

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On this day in 1924, Greece becomes a republic. Which was somewhat short lived because the Kingdom was restored in 1935.  But then the army said “enough of that,” and staged a coup and installed a military dictator in 1967.  In fact, there were several military coups and coup attempts. Frankly, it was a mess until a democratic republic was finally reintroduced in 1974.

I would have expected better from the country that is know as the “cradle of western civilization”.  Clearly, civility wasn’t always their strong suit in the past 2,000 years.

But they always had wine!  And that’s pretty civilized and it brings us to our Wine Word of the Day: Restina

Restina is a uniquely Greek wine that is known for its strong pine-resin flavor. Yeah, it’s like the air freshener in your car fell into your wine glass (which makes me wonder why you are drinking wine in your car?).  Okay, maybe a better example is if someone put a cap-full of Pine-Sol in your Chardonnay.

I know what you’re thinking: why would anybody want to drink wine that tasted like someone squeezed a Christmas tree into it?  Well, like many foods and beverages, it comes down to history and tradition.

Before the Romans figured out how to build air-tight barrels in the 3rd century, the winemakers of Greece were storing wine in amphorae.  These earthen pottery jugs were not air tight so the wine would go bad quickly.  Thus, the Greeks began coating the inside of the amphora with pine resin.  And, of course, this flavor would infuse into the wine faster than you can say, “Pour me another glass, Dionysus!”

Nowadays, winemakers making restina put small pieces of pine resin in their fermenters for flavor.  So you can see they are simply preserving a traditional flavor that has persisted for over 2 millennium.  But that don’t mean you’re gonna like it.  All recommendations suggest to fully appreciate restina you must go to Greece and drink it with local, traditional, Greek foods.

So, I’m game!  Someone send me an airplane ticket and I’ll be glad to report my findings to you.

For transcripts, links, and more podcasts go to moonstonecellars.com/wwd.  If you have any food pairing suggestions for restina besides turkey, because it’s never wise to ever put a Greek and a Turk in the same room together, please send emails to: wwd@moonstonecellars.com.

And until next time, cheers to you!

Recommendations from Grape Stomper Todd:
Roland Cracked Green Olives from Greece, 4 lb. 6 oz. Dry Weight in Plastic Tub Dionysus (Bucchus) Greek Roman God of Wine Statue Real Bronze Powder Cast Statue, 11-inch
Restina Grease (Rockin’ Rydell Edition)

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January 10 – “Steel”

January 10, 2011
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If you don’t want oaky wine, steel it! Right click to download MP3 file Hello everyone and today is the 10th day of January. On this day in 1948, Donald Fagen of the rock/jazz band Steely Dan, was born. Yeah, I know some of my friends out there hate Donald Fagen’s voice.  How do I [...]

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October 7 – “Crush”

October 7, 2010

This is a depressing day for grapes and Cumberland College. Right click to download MP3 file. On this day in 1916, the Georgia Tech college football team smashes Cumberland College 222-0. That score still stands as the most lopsided game in college football history…and for Cumberland Collage, the most depressing. That brings us to our [...]

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September 16 – “Smoky”

September 16, 2010

Grape Stomper Todd rails on over-oaked wine. Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1989, the Napa Valley Wine Train began its operation. Today it has already carried over 2 million passengers around the wine region. The company’s plans to create a tourist-oriented Wine Train were strongly opposed by local community activists [...]

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September 6 – “Tanks”

September 6, 2010

Another shiny new wine word to learn! Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1915, the first tank rolled off the assembly line in England.  Nicknamed Little Willie, it was not an overnight success.  It weighed 14 tons, got stuck in trenches and crawled at a measly 2 miles an hour.   By [...]

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September 5 – “Industry”

September 5, 2010

Labor Day labor is a labor of love. Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1882, some 10,000 workers assembled in New York to participate in America’s first Labor Day parade.  This celebration was organized and executed by New York’s Central Labor Union.  There is still a debate on who originated the [...]

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