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January 12 – “Clone”

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by Grape Stomper Todd on January 12, 2011

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Human clones bad, grape clones good?

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Hello again everybody and today is January 12th.  And on this day in 1998, 19 European nations agreed to forbid human cloning.

Which is great, because we don’t want them doubling or quadrupling themselves to re-build their empires, or armadas, or goose-stepping Aryan armies.  But if grapes are cloned, that can be a good thing.

That brings us to our Wine Word of the Day: Clone

Before you imagine some mad scientist in a basement laboratory performing unholy acts upon grapevines, let me say clones of grapes are naturally occurring.  You see, every once in a while, a grapevine may produce a bud that eventually produces grapes that are slightly different from the rest of the vine.

How can the grapes be different?  Well, the difference can be in grape size, color, and taste.  Other variations can be detected such as ripening at a different rate, or may show resistance to mold and mildew. Viva L’Resistance!

If a grower discovers such a naturally occurring mutation like this and finds the new variation of the grapes to be desirable, he may take clippings from this shoot and propagate it further.  At some point, a major university or a reputable vineyard nursery will classify and validate the new clone.

You might be surprised to learn the are hundreds of Pinot Noir clones.  Sometimes clones will keep creating new mutations until the grapes become so different from their original look that they are given a new varietal name.  This is what happened to the rebellious Pinot Gris (or Grigio if you are speaking Italian).  It started it’s genetic history as a Pinot Noir.

As you know, in French, “Noir” means black, and Gris means gray.  Thus, it pulled a “Michael Jackson” by getting lighter over time.  But, naturally, of course.

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Cloning: A Beginner’s Guide (Beginner’s Guides (Oneworld)) Star Wars Clone Trooper Voice Changer Helmet
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January 5 – “Vintage”

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by Grape Stomper Todd on January 5, 2011

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Vintage tales about vintages in Burgundy. These Dukes were hazardous!

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On this day in 1477, the duke of Burgundy, Charles the Bold, (or Charles the Terrible if you one of his enemies) dies in battle at age of 43.  This legendary Burgundy has nothing to do with the Legend of Ron Burgundy, the anchorman played by Will Ferrell in 2004 (mainly because Ron Burgundy preferred Scotch instead of Pinot Noir or Chardonnay).

Although both Charles and Ron were over-confident and well-dressed, egotistical and narcissistic, Charles was far more brutal.  He had a habit of killing all the inhabitants of a town if someone made fun of him there.  Of course, this kind of behavior finally caught up with him in 1477.

Which brings us to the question: Was 1477 a good year or a bad year for Burgundy?

It all depends.  Were you a fan of Charles the Bold or not?  How was the weather that year? And are you a fan of red burgundies or white?

These questions bring us to our Wine Word of the Day: Vintage

The term vintage refers to the date when grapes are harvested.  So, if you see a date on the front label of a bottle of wine produced in the United States, the law states that 95% of the grapes contained in the wine are from that year.  This law is to help protect the consumer.  Because like for all of us, some years are better than others.

In the Burgundy region of Northern France, where arguably the best Pinot Noirs in the world are made,  it is a relatively cool climate that can be prone to damp summers.  Rain and below average temperatures can result in under-ripeness, or mold and mildew can develop on the grapes.  Thus, it is prudent for someone seeking the best Burgundian wine to consult a vintage guide to help them determine which years were best for wine making there.  Typically the warmer the summer, the better the vintage for the reds, but on the other hand, it could get too hot for the white Chardonnay.

Vintage dates do matter in the United States, but in areas like California, where the dry summers are more predictable, the resulting harvests don’t vary in quality as much as they can in many parts of France.

But again, it depends.  For instance, in 2010, the California weather was cooler than usual.  So, if a grower was trying to grow a grape that needed a lot of heat, they may have have experienced less than idea conditions.  But let’s say a grower had planted a grape that likes cool temperatures, he may have produced an exceptional crop this year.

So, you can see it all comes down to what grapes are planted where, and then the weather conditions makes them great or makes them fail.  Just like if Charles, the Duke of Burgundy, could have judged the political climate in Europe a little better, he could have been the landlord for the best Pinot Noir in the world and possibly the King of France.  But instead, he failed.

I’ll put some links in the show notes so you can learn more about the four Dukes of Burgundy.  During their reign in the 1300’s and 1400’s their courts presided over the most wealthy, cultured and artistic regions in Europe.  And if they played their cards right, they might have been able to capture all of France and possibly England.

And I got to figure, with their wealth, they must have been drinking the best wines, too.  But, I fear, Charles was probably an angry drunk.  And his dad, Duke Philip, was no fun at French parties, either.  Afterall, he was the one who sold Joan of Arc to the English who used her to roast marshmallows.  1431 was certainly a bad year for her.

Links:
http://www.burgundytoday.com/historic-places/history-of-burgundy/dukes-of-burgundy.htm

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Books recommended by Grape Stomper Todd:
The Golden Age of Burgundy: The Magnificent Dukes and their Courts Charles-Bold-Valois-Burgundy-History
The Wines of Burgundy: Revised Edition Riedel Vinum XL Pinot Noir Glass, Set of 2

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December 09 – Oeil de Perdrix

December 9, 2010
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a frozen partridge Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1886, Clarence Birdseye was born.  Clarence Birdseye invented the process and the equipment to quick-freeze foods. But he started his career collecting hundreds of small mammals to isolate ticks for [...]

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December 04 – Santa Barbara

December 4, 2010
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It’s all about the rhythm of the saints. Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 306 AD, or maybe it was 267 AD, I forget since that was a long time ago, the martyrdom of Saint Barbara began. The story is pretty wild, and you might want to check out the links [...]

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September 30 – “Cool”

September 30, 2010

Too fast to live, too young to die, bye, bye. Right click to download MP3 file. On this day in 1955, celebrated actor James Dean died in a car crash just outside of Paso Robles wine country on Highway 46. After only three films, including Giant and Rebel Without A Cause, Dean was considered one [...]

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September 17 – “Dumb”

September 17, 2010

Excessive drinking may get you a Darwin Award. Right click to download MP3 file n this day in 1963, Wendy Northcutt was born. You might not have heard of her, but she knows when you’ve done something really stupid. Wendy Northcutt was the creator of the Darwin Awards, a tongue-in-cheek honor named after the evolutionary theorist [...]

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