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March 27 – “Big”

by Grape Stomper Todd on March 27, 2011

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Raging Grape Stomper Todd is hard on big issues.

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Welcome everybody and today’s Wine Word of the Day is cheap.  No, I’m not talking about cheap wines you’d find in the drugstore.  I mean the actual character of today’s podcast is cheap.  So, if you are looking for more sophistication in your wine education, I’m afraid you’re in the wrong place.

Because, on this day in 1998, the Food and Drug Administration approves Viagra for male, uh, you know, erectile, uh, dysfunction. It was the first time a drug was approved for this flagging, I mean, nagging problem.

That brings us up to today’s Wine Word of the Day: Big

See, I told you today’s episode was cheap.  Fortunately, statistics prove that podcasts have the fewest listeners during the weekends. So, I’m taking my chances that nobody is actually listening.  But on the other hand, what do I know about statistics?  It was the only class I had to repeat in college.  And boy was my dad upset. Yup, nothing like failing a $1600 class at a private university to get your father’s unwanted attention.

But I digress.

Where was I?  Oh yeah, Big. So here I go trying to make the transition between something small and blue to something, uh, big and purple.  And when I say “big and purple,” I’m talking about wine here, folks.  So let’s stay focused, okay?

Big is a tasting term for a rich, full-bodied wine with an assertive and intense concentration of flavor and alcohol.  Yet, they are balanced in the way that two sumo wrestlers can be balanced on a playground teeter-totter.  They can be over-the-top for some occasions, but they certainly get your attention when drunk.

For transcripts, links and more podcasts, go to moonstonecellars.com/wwd and if you have any suggestions for more words, historical events or Viagra precautions like:

There is a potential for cardiac risk of sexual activity in patients with preexisting cardiovascular disease. Therefore, treatments for erectile dysfunction, including VIAGRA, should not be generally used in men for whom sexual activity is inadvisable because of their underlying cardiovascular status.

VIAGRA has systemic vasodilatory properties that resulted in transient decreases in supine blood pressure in healthy volunteers. While this normally would be expected to be of little consequence in most patients, prior to prescribing VIAGRA, physicians should carefully consider whether their patients with underlying cardiovascular disease could be affected adversely by such vasodilatory effects, especially in combination with sexual activity.

Patients with the following underlying conditions can be particularly sensitive to the actions of vasodilators including VIAGRA – those with left ventricular outflow obstruction and those with severely impaired autonomic control of blood pressure.

There is no controlled clinical data on the safety or efficacy of VIAGRA in the following groups; if prescribed, this should be done with caution.
- Patients who have suffered a myocardial infarction, stroke, or life-threatening arrhythmia within the last 6 months
- Patients with resting hypotension or hypertension
- Patients with cardiac failure or coronary artery disease causing unstable angina
- Patients with retinitis pigmentosa

Prolonged erection greater than four hours.  In the event of an erection that persists longer than four hours, the patient should seek immediate medical assistance as penile tissue damage and permanent loss of potency could result…or call Jill in the Tasting Room.

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March 25 – “Harmony”

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by Grape Stomper Todd on March 25, 2011

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Some balanced wines can really sing!

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Today we have three birthdays to celebrate.  Two popular singers and one not so much.  In 1947, Elton John was born. In 1942, Aretha Franklin was born. And in 1940, Anita Bryant was born.

That brings us to our Wine Word of the Day: Harmony

Elton John recorded the tune “Harmony” on his best selling “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road” album, and Aretha Franklin sang on the Harmony record label, which was a subsidiary of Columbia records.

Although Anita Bryant was a singer she was not harmonious with the gay community as she waged a political war to abolish laws giving them civil rights. And, that pretty much ended her career.

But, for our purposes today, “harmony” is a wine tasting term for a wine that is perfectly balanced and ready to drink.

I’ve used the term balance a lot in previous podcasts.  Balance and harmony are pretty much synonymous.  There are many components to wine and that’s why it can be so complex.  We see, smell, and taste these components, but how they all come together is what can make a great wine.

A harmonious wine is one where you might taste the fruit and the oak in just the right proportions.  Also, the body (or the thickness) wine should match the boldness or the delicacy of the flavors.  Harmony between the sugar level of the wine and the acidity of the wine is extremely important, and of course, the alcohol level must not be too high or low.

Yes, grasshopper, that is wine harmony. You too must live a balance life, in harmony with your wine, not too much, and not too little.  That is the path to tasting happiness, and nirvana.

For transcripts, links and more podcasts go to moonstonecellars.com/wwd.  If you have any suggestions for more words, historical fact or tips on how Anita Bryant could have more R-E-S-P-E-C-T for Elton John, please send emails to: wwd@moonstonecellars.com.

And until next time, cheers to you!

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February 14 – “Bitter”

February 14, 2011
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Valentines Day: Be a heavy hitter and don’t embitter your “little apple fritter”, warns Colbert on Twitter. Right click to download MP3 file On this very special day, I thought I’d look into the story of Saint Valentine to find out what kind of wine this patron saint of love drank.  It turns out there [...]

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January 3 – “Dry”

January 3, 2011
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Dry comedians are funny. But dry congressmen, like dry wine, aren’t sweet. Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1947, the U.S. Congress proceedings are televised for the first time. I couldn’t find much data on how many people actually tuned in. But considering there were only 14,000 TV sets operating in [...]

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January 2 – “Diesel”

January 2, 2011
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Diesel can be many things: a fuel, expensive jeans, or a friend of Thomas the Tank Engine.  But what’s it doing in wine? Right click to download MP3 file On this day in 1974, President Richard Nixon signed a bill to reduce the maximum US speed limit to 55 miles per hour in order to conserve gasoline [...]

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December 14 – “Leather”

December 14, 2010
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What should you pair with a wine(r) throwing off lots of leather? Duck! Right click to download MP3 file Here’s something we all remember: On this day in 2008, George W. Bush makes his last visit to Iraq and is nearly hit by two shoes thrown at him by an Iraqi journalist during a news [...]

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December 11 – “Minerality”

December 11, 2010

To commit such a huge fraud you must have had a heart of stone. Right click to download MP3 file We had a show lined up today regarding wine fraud based on event of Bernie Madoff’s arrest on this day two years ago.  But in light of today’s news of Bernie Madoff’s son committing suicide [...]

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December 06 – “Hot”

December 6, 2010
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Sometimes when you’re hot, you’re really hot! And when you’re that hot, in terms of living, you might be not. Right click to download MP3 file On this day, in 1886 the first crematorium in the U.S. begins operation in the town of Washington, Pennsylvania.  That heart-warming piece of trivia brings us to our Wine [...]

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October 22 – “Closed”

October 22, 2010

It’s hard to open your heart to a closed wine. Click here to download MP3 file. On this day in 1734, the American pioneer and frontiersman, Daniel Boone was born. That brings us to our Wine Word of the Day:  Boone’s Farm Nah, I’m just kidding.  I wouldn’t do that to ya! Here are some [...]

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October 11 – “Foxy”

October 11, 2010

It’s hard to out-Foxx the IRS when you are in a jam. Right click to download MP3 file. On this day in 1991, actor/comedian Redd Foxx, star of TV’s “Sanford and Son”, suffered a fatal heart attack. Hmmm, this gives us lots of Wine Word of the Day options. I could talk about red wine, [...]

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