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September 28 – “Austere”

by Grape Stomper Todd on September 28, 2010

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Less is more…especially with bores.

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On this day in the past not much happened.  Sure, some celebrities were born and some passed away.  There was the myriad of obscure sports records achieved on this day, too.  And quite a few black and white TV shows had their final airing on September 28th, as well.  But I couldn’t find that certain specific, special event that I could readily connect to a wine term.  It just seemed like today’s pickings were pretty slim.

So this lack of inspiration inspired me to deliver this Wine Word of the Day: Austere

Austere is a wine tasting term I don’t hear very often except from pompous critics. And when I do hear it, even from a trained sommelier, it still sounds a little pretentious to me.  In fact, one definition describes an austere wine as one that is “unforthcoming.”  Really?  If someone said that in my house I would want to slap the taste right out of their mouth!

So, what is the wine snob trying to impress upon you with the term “austere”?  Well, if it is a red wine, they are probably trying to say the wine is too young, hard, and dry (yeah, I know, there’s probably a bad, male-teenager joke in there somewhere).  With white wines, they might be referring to a rather flavorless wine with too much astringency or dryness.   Either way, they  probably wish they were drinking something else.

And we are probably wishing they were somewhere else.

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September 18 – “Backbone”

by Grape Stomper Todd on September 18, 2010

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Today’s Wine Word of the Day is spine tingling!

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On this day in 1895, D. D. Palmer of Davenport, Iowa, performed the first chiropractic manipulation. He went on to open a school for chiropractic medicine, which also opened the door for speculation on the validity of the practice. He and his son, along with a few hundred graduates, were arrested for “practicing medicine without a license.”

Ironically, there was a great deal of tension between D.D. and his son B.J, leading to a mystery surrounding the elder’s death. The cause was officially recorded as due to typhoid. But many attest that he was run over by his son during the school’s homecoming parade. No word if drinking was involved.

Which leads us to our Wine Word of the Day: Backbone

Backbone is used to describe a wine with a strong, balanced structure of alcohol, acidity, and tannins. These are usually big, full-bodied, red wines that make you stand up straight and say, “Bring me a steak!”

Wines with firm backbone, will usually age a long time. But when drunk young, these bruisers will stick to your teeth; so pair them with a rich meal. They might not be for everyone, though. So don’t feel like you’re the “Coward of the County” if you don’t order one. If you are feeling a little “yellow”, stick with a nice golden white wine. Ordering water is the spineless option.

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August 31 – “Young”

August 31, 2010

When can you “serve” a young wine?  “Let” me provide a “baseline”. Right click here to download MP3 file On this day in 1979, 16 year old Tracy Austin defeats 14 year old Andrea Jaeger at the U.S. Open tennis tournament. Which brings us to our wine word of the day: “Young” It’s hard to [...]

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